Sleepy Scribe Gifts

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

The Bookworm

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Finger on the Z Key

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

This coffee can keep you up

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Teddy sweeping up zzz

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

"I don't usually tell people I'm a writer because I've never actually written anything."

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Fortune Teller.

'I'm writing an insomniacs guide to beating the IRS.'

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

"Virtue is like a thing I saw one time when I was somewhere." "Do not be concerned with gooble or that tooten which bones." Man, I gotta stop writing these in the middle of the night. Confucius in the Morning.

Ugh – Whenever I write down ideas in the middle of the night, they make absolutely no sense in the morning.

Night of the 2 Cappuccinos

'Don't wait up - I'll probably doze off in the book bunker.'

"A book is like a big meal. It puts you to sleep."