Sleepy Scholar Gifts

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

The Bookworm

"A book is like a big meal. It puts you to sleep."

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Finger on the Z Key

'People, get a half-life!'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

Mathematics.

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Oh, gosh. . . he's sleep caulking again."

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

The SAT test can wear you down.

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

". . . while Rip slept, his stock portfolio went way up. . . and everyone lived happily ever after."

"No, son, I don't know what decisions will be made about your social security. Good night."

The 'I'd rather be fishing' prayer.

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

State University Research Lab into the Jitters and HebbieJeebies.

Ugh – Whenever I write down ideas in the middle of the night, they make absolutely no sense in the morning.

"I should just sleep on the toilet and save myself the trips."

'Don't wait up - I'll probably doze off in the book bunker.'

"I was miserable losing sleep thinking about the Hendrick's account until I realized...Hey! These are billable hours!"