Sleepy Speaker Gifts

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.

The Bookworm

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Sheep Ledger

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

"I'm having trouble sleeping through board meetings."

This coffee can keep you up

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

“I get that the sounds help you sleep, but I don’t like the way he stares.”

Teddy sweeping up zzz

Man using light to shield his eyes.

"At first it was difficult having a new baby. But now I'm doing fine!"

REALLY boring sermons

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Dogs running in their dreams

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Man asleep on train

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

Bluetooth was the future.

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

'No wonder you're still tired -- you were campaigning in your sleep all night.'

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

"I set your ringtone to the sound of snoring. I want you to experience what I go through each night."

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."