Sleepy Artist Gifts

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

The Bookworm

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Sheep Ledger

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Interpretive napping

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Mathematics.

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

Yawn

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"Pipe Dream"

Man asleep on train

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

Introverts' Heaven

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'