Sleepless Artist Gifts

Creative Insomnia

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

This coffee can keep you up

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Your 2 am is here."

Wide-awake.

Mathematics.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Yawn

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

Counting Sheep

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

"Should we wake her before she wakes us?"

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

'I'm writing an insomniacs guide to beating the IRS.'

'He's forgotten his key again!'

Introverts' Heaven

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'