Sleepless Artist Gifts

Creative Insomnia

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

This coffee can keep you up

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"They need to come up with an app that will locate your glasses."

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

"Your 2 am is here."

Wide-awake.

Mathematics.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Yawn

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

Counting Sheep

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

Grim Reaper Insomnia

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

'He's forgotten his key again!'

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

'I've got to do something about my insomnia. I didn't sleep a wink at work today.'

"Should we wake her before she wakes us?"

'I'm writing an insomniacs guide to beating the IRS.'

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

Introverts' Heaven

"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'

"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."