Sleepless Dreamer Gifts

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

"Decaf... I distincly ordered DECAF..."

Wide-awake.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Twisted Peel listens to whale music: 'No! No! Don't eat me!'

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Late night teddy reading

Night-time halo

'At lone at last.'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Tree house.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Idle parts

Dogs can dream too.

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'You can tell he's not afraid of the work, by the way he fights it.'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Sloth is a sin."

"If mass equals energy, why do you have so little?"

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

No Action Comics

Mathematics.

A little night music...