Sleepless Soul Gifts

When you get worried and you can't sleep,count your blessings instead of sheep...

Grim Reaper Insomnia

Skiing.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

This coffee can keep you up

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Wide-awake.

"Your 2 am is here."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

Mathematics.

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

Counting Sheep

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

Extrovert/Introvert.

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

'I still have trouble sleeping. I thought when I died I could rest in peace.'

'Sorry Dad, but my natural instinct is not to charge...'

"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."

Castaway swims to desert island and reads sign; 'No Trespassing'.

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."