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"He arose at five to catch the early-morning light, caught it, and crawled back in again."

The Bookworm

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Sheep Ledger

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Interpretive napping

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

Mathematics.

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Yawn

I was awake all last night. Me, too. I'm exhausted. Ditto!! Thank heavens for work. And for today's staff meeting! It's the only place I can sleep!

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

"Pipe Dream"

Man asleep on train

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

Wake up, Don. You're TED talking in your sleep again.

"I tried reading a book once ??" fell asleep and missed the ending."

Introverts' Heaven

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

Pablo Picasso before his morning cup of coffee.

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."