Slumber Scribblers Gifts

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

Anna Burns

Writer’s Corner

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'

What do you think of my idea for non-violent protests of Arizona's onerous immigration laws? Outdated. But - This is the era of MMA - Martial Arts Brawls, pay-per-view battles to submission. If you're mad at Arizona, challenge it to a cage match until one of the other of you breaks your forearm!!! Know your audience. I'll pay $16 to watch you wrestle Arizona's governor.

"We have pills for some of that."

Kate Atkinson

"He writes all the time - OK, so it's mostly in the margins of library books. . ."

False joviality.

"It's from your student loan office."

The Poet

James Kelman

Scribbling Rivalry.

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

'How do i know what it's about? - I can't read yet!'