Slumber Scribblers Pillows

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Instructional guide to scribbling

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

Writer’s Corner

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

Tourist graffiti on the top of a mountain.

'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'

"We have pills for some of that."

Kate Atkinson

"He writes all the time - OK, so it's mostly in the margins of library books. . ."

False joviality.

The Poet

James Kelman

"It's from your student loan office."

Scribbling Rivalry.

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"Nah, his staying in all day has nothing to do with that virus. My Dad's a writer, He's been in self-quarantine since 2003."

'How do i know what it's about? - I can't read yet!'