Soulful Scribblers Gifts

False joviality.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Writer's Block

A pen spewing letters

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

"We have pills for some of that."

The Poet

Monk with a crucifix pen.

Scribbling Rivalry.

"It's from your student loan office."

"I imagine the men who wrote the Bible giggled every time they wrote 'I am the lord'."

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."

'Alvin writes poetry...he he has a great imagination...He imagines someone will actually read that Junk!'

'I think he was born to be a doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes!'

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

Roy Fuller.

"Ah, to be young again."

'Lately you seem to find fault in everything I do.'

Day 11. Still can't tell if I'm the last human left alive after the apocalypse, or if it's just that no one is getting back to me.