Wall Scribblers Gifts

'Fine, I'll go to my room, but one day when I'm a famous artist you'll be telling this story as an amusing anecdote!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Information booth attendant solves equation

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Will Self deprecation

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Musical Prodigy

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Writer’s Corner

Anna Burns

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Muse/Museli

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

Kate Atkinson

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"We have pills for some of that."

'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.