Silent Storyteller Gifts

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'We have ways of making you talk.'

Maybe we should give him a hand?

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'No Purring' sign in cat library.

"Motion denied."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"...And now show us what you said."

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

'I think they should hold a one minute's silence.'

'Do you have any final pantomimes?'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

The perils of being a mime.

'We need to talk...'

When mimes make an appointment...

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Mime tip #37: The noisy upstairs neighbors won't hear your invisible broom knocking.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Mime Artist's Driver

"Soybean futures edged higher today."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Another boat! But I mustn't yell or risk breaking character."

Quiet Quitting

Radio interview with mime artist.

Try as he might, this poorly dressed mute could not get directions

Mimes sit in VIP members area in a community library.

I think he's saying that after losing his job, he was retrained as a street mime.

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

The Theatre of Mime.