Silent Storyteller Pillows

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'We have ways of making you talk.'

Maybe we should give him a hand?

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'No Purring' sign in cat library.

"Motion denied."

"Communications Director? I love it."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"...And now show us what you said."

"You're closing a door. No, wait. You're pulling something. . . You've strained a muscle in your arm, in your back, in your leg?"

'I think they should hold a one minute's silence.'

'Do you have any final pantomimes?'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

The perils of being a mime.

'We need to talk...'

When mimes make an appointment...

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Mime tip #37: The noisy upstairs neighbors won't hear your invisible broom knocking.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Mime Artist's Driver

"Soybean futures edged higher today."

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

"Another boat! But I mustn't yell or risk breaking character."

Quiet Quitting

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

Impressive resume.

The first rule of mime club is: You don't talk about mime club.

Actually, I'm looking for a gift that says nothing.

Radio interview with mime artist.

Try as he might, this poorly dressed mute could not get directions