Faithful Scribe Gifts

Monks form copier service.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Pop-up Bible.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Computer literate Monk

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'Could you straighten my little brother out? -- he has the Trinity mixed up with the Three Stooges.'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'So, read any good book lately?'

Jesus Saves

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'It's one way to boost the numbers.'

Monk on PC.

"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."

Writing a letter

'To be honest, I was a little disappointed. It's hard for a place like this to live up to the hype.'

'My Life, The Sequel.'

"My favorite part was when your god sacrificed himself to himself to save humanity from himself."

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'