Faithful Scribes Gifts

'Put it in writing!'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

'Pop-up Bible.'

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Computer literate Monk

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

Monks form copier service.

'What luck!'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'So, read any good book lately?'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

Jesus Saves

Monk on PC.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"