Faithful Scribes Prints

'Put it in writing!'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Pop-up Bible.'

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Dame Edna Sitwell

Computer literate Monk

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'How long have you been submitting novels, Grandad?'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

Monks form copier service.

'What luck!'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

Jesus Saves

'So, read any good book lately?'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Monk on PC.