Script Devotee Prints

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"Meet the scribe"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Television Readers.

"Bravo!"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

A pretention of playwrights

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

Actor practising his indian war crys

Hollywood producer.

Hollywood producer.

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Bunny Pranks

"Great money scenes!"

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

3D Theatre

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

Woody Allen

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

"I’ve gotta tell you, there’s a lot of demand for a sequel."

"And here - take this Vin Diesel monologue with you!"

Scrip Doctor

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"Just got the script from the focus group. Fabulous!"

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

Subtitles for the Stupid

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'