Speech-savvy Scribe Pillows

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

'On Company Time: A Novel'

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

"She works best in hex mode."

Woman and books.

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

"He calls it the eBible."

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Which useless activity are you doing on your electronic pacifier right now? My what? Your electronic pacifier. Your soother. Your binky. My iPhone is not a "binky". It's an indispensable tool, essential to keeping the busy, modern life running like a well-oiled machine. You can't stand to experience a single moment devoid of activity. Solitude makes you agitated, lonely, bored or insecure. Anytime you feel bad, you reach for your phone. It's your binky. My Twitter followers agree with me that yo

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

Writing a letter

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

STRIP Hambone: Word processor with a novel in it