Sensitive Scribe Gifts

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

Modern publishing.

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

Pencil Rubber

"He calls it the eBible."

Writers strike.

Monk on PC.

Woman writer writing romantical about writing on her unromantic computer

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

Writing a letter

Dear diary, I have to make this quick. I think my blog is onto us.

STRIP Hambone: Word processor with a novel in it

'I've gotten quite a bit out of that creative writing class. I think I'll become a literary agent.'

"The most useful course I've ever done was the "Creative Writing" course I did as a kid: It's been invaluable in writing Grant Applications..."

Political activist is chained in the dungeon and so is his pen.

Computer book.

"Copywriting is too 'writing.'"

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword