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"Meet the scribe"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've got writer's block."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'Spell checker!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Noel Coward.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Well la de da. . .

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Monk Graffiti

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Alexander Pope

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "