Rollerblade Fan Mugs

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Who said money was not a motivator?

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

'What do you mean, you want rollerblades?'

Jesus Rollerblading on water

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'

Rubik's Cuba.

'I don't care if you are endorsing those rollerblades. You can't wear them in the game!'

Extreme Sound Engineering

New York Stocks

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

Bridge

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

Thief on rollerblades stealing pizza.

I've had a puncture.

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

Rollerblind.

Giant Skater

Snow Shortage Alps

It was only a matter of time: Virtual Bungee-Snowboard-Para-Roller-Gliding

"Bail denied."