Blowout Fan Pillows

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Best before 65 million BC.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'Now watch and listen!'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.