Blowout Fan Gifts

Woman With Hairdryer on Blows Away.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Best before 65 million BC.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Canine Comedians

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Jokes machine.

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Michael McIntyre.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'Dauber Micawber'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'Now watch and listen!'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

Elvis' autopsy