Boombox Fan Gifts

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Hoodie Hang-out

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

King with the boom box.

Love in Boom

EU

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

The hummingbird's hum.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Hip hop Santa.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Date night again already?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Pirate Artist

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'