Boombox Fan Pillows

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Hoodie Hang-out

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Love in Boom

EU

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Hip hop Santa.

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The hummingbird's hum.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Mom!! School was fun!!! We learned all about exclamation points!!!!"

"I Win!!!"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Pirate Artist

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'