Boombox Collector Pillows

Loud Music in Public

'I'm sure it's a lovely toy son, but sadly it takes Ukrainian batteries which are very difficult to get hold of'

"I just knew you'd like longhair music, Mr. Pruitt."

80's Teen

Hoodie Hang-out

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

Boombox

"Pass that."

Love in Boom

Hip hop Santa.

UP Again: Housing Prices.

When boomerangs argue.

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

Witches

Kid to mom about funky dog: 'I'm not complaining, Mom, but when can I get one that's not a bobblehead?'

Birthday boomerang

Hippy Smoke Rings.

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

"I think it's the work of that perky new girl in HR."

Single and Offended

The rare and valuable Mexican breakdancing bean.

'Our founder.'

'Terrible mix-up at the hospital. They treated him with acupuncture.'

Back to School Specials!

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'