Boomerang Fan Gifts

Returning Boomerangs.

'The Australians are having problems today.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

When boomerangs argue.

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Developing the boomerang.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'So you're back.'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Smart dog

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"