Boomerang Sports Gifts

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

When boomerangs argue.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Boomerang fetching

The Boomerang Sanctions

Developing the boomerang.

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'So you're back.'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Boomeringue.

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

'The Australians are having problems today.'

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

Smart dog

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Birthday boomerang

Boomerang

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"

"Can't keep away, eh...?"