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Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Boomerang cow.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

When boomerangs argue.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Boomerang fetching

Developing the boomerang.

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'So you're back.'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

Smart dog

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

'The Australians are having problems today.'

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Birthday boomerang

"He's just going to throw you out again you know."

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"

"Can't keep away, eh...?"