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"I'm not doing the quick step, I need the loo!"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Boomerang cow.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Dance.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

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'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Fetch the Boomerang

'How about this for the masked ball?'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

The Boomerang Sanctions

When boomerangs argue.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Developing the boomerang.

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

'So you're back.'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

Smart dog

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'The Australians are having problems today.'

Aging Boomers live longer.