Boomerang Trickster T-Shirts

Fetch the Boomerang

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Boomerang cow.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

Mime Tug-of-War

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Boomerang fetching

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

When boomerangs argue.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Developing the boomerang.

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

'Say when.'

'So you're back.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Pianist Fraud

Smart dog

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Aging Boomers live longer.

"April Fool's on her!"

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"