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Fetch the Boomerang

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Boomerang cow.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Mime Tug-of-War

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

When boomerangs argue.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Developing the boomerang.

'Say when.'

'So you're back.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Boomeringue.

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Pianist Fraud

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

Smart dog

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

Aging Boomers live longer.

"April Fool's on her!"