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'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Wordplay: Operatic.

Boomerang cow.

'I'd like to return a boomerang, but I can't. It never came back.'

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

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'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

When boomerangs argue.

Boomerang fetching

Developing the boomerang.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'So you're back.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

'The Australians are having problems today.'

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

Smart dog

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Acupuncture darts.

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Birthday boomerang

Before Pillows.

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"