Boomerang Thrower Mugs

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Wordplay: Operatic.

Boomerang cow.

'I'd like to return a boomerang, but I can't. It never came back.'

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

When boomerangs argue.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Boomerang fetching

Developing the boomerang.

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'So you're back.'

Boomeringue.

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

Smart dog

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

'The Australians are having problems today.'

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

Acupuncture darts.

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Before Pillows.

Birthday boomerang