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Returning Boomerangs.

'The Australians are having problems today.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Boomerang cow.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Boomerang fetching

When boomerangs argue.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Developing the boomerang.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'So you're back.'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

Boomeringue.

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

Smart dog

Aging Boomers live longer.