Boomerang Collector T-Shirts

Birthday boomerang

Boomeringue.

Boomerang

When boomerangs argue.

"Looks like they're flying north for the winter, Bruce."

We have a strict no returns policy

Boomerang cow.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Mount Bobblemore.

"Pass that."

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Developing the boomerang.

'So you're back.'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

'The Australians are having problems today.'

Witches

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

Smart dog

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Kid to mom about funky dog: 'I'm not complaining, Mom, but when can I get one that's not a bobblehead?'