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Birthday boomerang

When boomerangs argue.

"Looks like they're flying north for the winter, Bruce."

We have a strict no returns policy

Boomerang cow.

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"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

"Pass that."

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Boomerang fetching

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Developing the boomerang.

'So you're back.'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

Smart dog

'The Australians are having problems today.'

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

"Looks like you were right about her being pushy. Look at her broom."

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Kid to mom about funky dog: 'I'm not complaining, Mom, but when can I get one that's not a bobblehead?'

Witches

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Hippy Smoke Rings.