Collecting Boomerangs T-Shirts

Returning Boomerangs.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Boomerang cow.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Fetch the Boomerang

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

When boomerangs argue.

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Developing the boomerang.

Important balloons, $30.

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'So you're back.'

Bee Mine

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

'There ought to be background checks before people can vote.'

"Use your indoor gun."

Smart dog