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Boomerang Birthdays: Many Happy Returns.

'So...you're back.' (to a boomerang).

"Your boomerang, sir."

'Why does he look so exhausted?'

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Wordplay: Operatic.

Boomerang cow.

Boomerang fetching

'I've never been good at keeping relationships. As a kid, my boomerang wouldn't even come back.'

Smart dog

When boomerangs argue.

"He's just going to throw you out again you know."

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Tired of fetching?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Fetch the Boomerang

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Developing the boomerang.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'So you're back.'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."