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'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

Disturbing fact: the first recorded boomerangs were made of mammoth tusk.

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

Ghost School.

Boomerang cow.

Boombox

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

When boomerangs argue.

Developing the boomerang.

'So you're back.'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

'The Australians are having problems today.'

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

Smart dog

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Birthday boomerang

"He's just going to throw you out again you know."

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"