Boombox Believer T-Shirts

Boombox

Ghost School.

Hoodie Hang-out

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

Love in Boom

Hip hop Santa.

How to recover from a bad day

Big bumpers.

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

The rare and valuable Mexican breakdancing bean.

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

80's Teen

Back to School Specials!

"Ignore the side effect scares - I've had both jabs in each arm - I'm getting my booster in this one!"

Camel Boom Box

'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'

Disturbing fact: the first recorded boomerangs were made of mammoth tusk.

His Master's Noise.

My other Car is a Broom

"Good morning Year 7."

"I just knew you'd like longhair music, Mr. Pruitt."

'It's better than Prozac. I no longer worry about the ozone layer, sulfur dioxide, ultraviolet rays...'

'I'm sure it's a lovely toy son, but sadly it takes Ukrainian batteries which are very difficult to get hold of'

Loud Music in Public