Boomerang Throwing Gifts

Fetch the Boomerang

'Tired of fetching?'

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

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Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Boomerang fetching

The Boomerang Sanctions

When boomerangs argue.

Wonderland Investors Club. Everybody has a different investment strategy. The seven dwarfs love to buy low. Jack with the Beanstalk wants to see rapid growth. And a strategy of buying and holding for the long term works for Rip van Winkle. Georgie Porgie has not had any success. He's gone broke with unwise, impulsive decisions. They guy just can't stop himself from kissing his money goodbye.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Developing the boomerang.

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

Boomeringue.

'So you're back.'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

Smart dog

'The Australians are having problems today.'

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Gym Paperboy.

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Birthday boomerang

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"

I love going away, but I think I love coming home just as much.