Boomerang Throwing Pillows

Fetch the Boomerang

'Tired of fetching?'

Boomerang cow.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Midterm election s results

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

When boomerangs argue.

Boomerang fetching

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Developing the boomerang.

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

'So you're back.'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

Gym Paperboy.

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

'The Australians are having problems today.'

Smart dog

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Birthday boomerang

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"

"He's just going to throw you out again you know."