Boomerang Buff Pillows

Aging Boomers live longer.

Smart dog

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

Pirate

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Boomerang cow.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Tired of fetching?'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Midterm election s results

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Fetch the Boomerang

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

Hip hop Santa.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

Black Hole Exhibit

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

The Boomerang Sanctions

When boomerangs argue.

Boomerang fetching

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Developing the boomerang.

'So you're back.'

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'