Boom And Bust Buff Pillows

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

The Vineyard

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

The Garden

Champagne Bubble

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'Tired of fetching?'

The Directors Gut.

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

The Music Lover.

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Hip hop Santa.

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?

Black Hole Exhibit

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

Leonardo DiCaprio

Give Sleep a Chance

"Honey, It's Steven and he's talking sequel!"

"That film we were keen on two years ago is coming out."

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

'What sort of silly planning is this?...I've got fingernails but no teeth to chew them with.'

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Florist

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

George Clooney.