Boomerang Kid Gifts

"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Boomerang cow.

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Tired of fetching?'

Midterm election s results

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Fetch the Boomerang

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

When boomerangs argue.

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Boomerang fetching

The Boomerang Sanctions

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Developing the boomerang.

"I told you it's over. Quit coming back."

'So you're back.'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

Mal's mail order boomerang service was never a big success.

"I export boomerangs, but they won't stay exported."

"Boomerang fetch. Clearly not my most brilliant idea."

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'

'The Australians are having problems today.'

Smart dog

Aging Boomers live longer.

"Hey, my boomerang came back!"

Birthday boomerang

"He's just going to throw you out again you know."

"So, you're saying that you went out that night but came back almost straight away?"

'He came back home. Ran out of money.'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"