Boomerang Collectors Gifts

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Boomerang cow.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

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Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"I couldn't work out how a boomerang worked - then it came back to me. . !"

'Tired of fetching?'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

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"Remember, son, no matter what happens to you, we intend to always keep your room at home exactly as it is right now...empty."

"I didn't think you'd still be here at thirty."

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Fetch the Boomerang

'Relax, he is just playing fetch the stick with the kids.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

The Heating Oil Problem.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

When boomerangs argue.

The Boomerang Sanctions

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Boomerang fetching

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Witless protection prgram

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

Developing the boomerang.