Takeaway Fan Pillows

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

The Romans invade Britain.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

Desert Island Meals.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'My hero!'

Cosy night in

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

On holiday...

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Food van driving through an office.

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

...the onion rings

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"War of bat, tail of dog. Leg of horse, head of fro...Let's just phone for a pizza."

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"