Takeaway Fan Mugs

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

The Romans invade Britain.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

Desert Island Meals.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Cosy night in

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'My hero!'

Food van driving through an office.

On holiday...

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

...the onion rings

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

"War of bat, tail of dog. Leg of horse, head of fro...Let's just phone for a pizza."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'