Takeaway Trendsetter Mugs

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

Food van driving through an office.

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

...the onion rings

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"War of bat, tail of dog. Leg of horse, head of fro...Let's just phone for a pizza."

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

Sandwich Bar.

Meditation Munchies

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."