Takeaway Collector Mugs

'Kids! Dinner's ready.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'My hero!'

Cosy night in

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Food van driving through an office.

...the onion rings

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'

'Why do we always get take-away when it's your turn to cook?'

Spud U Like/Spud U Don't Like.

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"I only make that muck for you, I've ordered myself a pizza."

Sandwich Bar.